Malta & Gozo only · Tees €35
The Motto Club Bag (0)
White Motto Club tee in a Valletta crowd. The back print reads life sucks but I suck better.

Designed to start conversations.

Statement tees for Malta and Gozo nights. One price. We do not ship beyond the islands.

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The mottos

Every tee is €35. Sizes XS to XL.

Break Her Bed, Not Her Heart
Break Her Bed, Not Her Heart
€35.00
 Everything I Love Doing Is Haram
Everything I Love Doing Is Haram
€35.00
 I Don't Need ChatGPT
I Don't Need ChatGPT
€35.00
 If You Need A Problem I'm Here
If You Need A Problem I'm Here
€35.00
 Life Sucks But I Suck Better
Life Sucks But I Suck Better
€35.00
 Told Myself To Stop Drinking
Told Myself To Stop Drinking
€35.00
 A Hot Bestie Is Part Of The Outfit
A Hot Bestie Is Part Of The Outfit
€35.00
 Don't Invite Me To The Afters
Don't Invite Me To The Afters
€35.00
 Don't Worry About The People
Don't Worry About The People
€35.00
 SPF Can't Protect You
SPF Can't Protect You
€35.00
 To The Person Behind Me
To The Person Behind Me
€35.00
White Motto Club tee at night. The back print reads if you need a problem I am here.

Printed to be read from behind.

We photograph the shirts where they actually get worn. A bar, a yard, a night out, a square in Valletta.

The club →

Malta

Valletta to Zurrieq. Drop the locality when checkout is open. Most orders move within a few days.

Gozo

Victoria, Xlendi, Marsalforn and the rest of the island. Same mottos, a slightly longer van.